yuriwinged:

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

segamascott:

depsidase:

mysharona1987:

psychotickinesis-deactivated202:

segamascott:

strangledplanet:

amwult:

beardedmrbean:

segamascott:

charl0ttan:

stickandthorn:

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

seeminglydark:

🩸Hairspray Hurricane by Carpenter Brut plays in the background🩸

My comic Prom Night starring Carrie and Sully and everything’s the same except they are a little older and it’s 1984, the au

And yes I know he looks almost exactly the same, he is just like that in every universe, what can I say?

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

hausofbats:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing “no overnight visitors” on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant’s sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell

hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces

There’s a very effective hex called a “tenant’s union” and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)

librarycard:

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)